OVER OPENING CREDITS:
GLEN OR GLENDA, GLENDA OR GLEN
THIS IS THE STORY OF GLENDA OR GLEN…!
GLEN OR GLENDA, GLENDA OR GLEN,
SOMETIMES THE ROOSTER, SOMETIMES THE HEN,
BORN TO BE BARBIE, DOOMED TO BE KEN,
THIS IS THE STORY OF GLENDA OR GLEN!
CUE: …but they are not new, it’s the design of the ages…
WHEN YOU’RE A BROKEN AND BITTER OLD MAN
FRESH OUT OF FUTURE AND WITHOUT A PLAN
IT’S GOOD TO GET JUST AS DRUNK AS YOU CAN
AND LET SATAN PULL THE STRINGS!
A BOTTLE OF GIN AND A SHOT OF VERMOUTH,
AN OLIVE OR TWO AND TO HELL WITH THE TRUTH,
WHEN ALL YOUR DREAMS ARE AS DEAD AS YOUR YOUTH
JUST LET SATAN PULL THE STRINGS!
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CUE: …A new life is begun…
AND WHEN I GET DRUNK I DELIGHT IN DESPAIR,
I LIKE TO THINK ON HOW LIFE IS UNFAIR,
I LIKE TO SPEND ALL MY TIME IN THIS CHAIR
AND LET SATAN PULL THE STRINGS!
